Friday, February 2nd 2007
I See My Shadow
Posted by Johnny
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What happens when a Johnny sees his shadow?
He congratulates himself on moving into light?
You’re horny for six more weeks.
But what is the happy groundhog saying?
“Wow! It’s much bigger than in your movies!”
“Congratulations! You’re the sole survivor of our Hang On To Your Cap Through Winter contest! You win a new tatoo!”
“OK, maybe I can’t touch my ears with my arms but can you do what I do with my tail?”
“The DNA matches the shoelaces. So which one of you bitches is my mother?”
“Of course red is the new blue. And you call yourself the fashion expert!”
“You mean you’re my new co-star for ‘Groundhog Day II’? Now THIS is much better than Bill Murray! That animal husbandry scene’s gonna rock!”
“That song, “Moving Into Light”? Man, it was inspirational in my coming out.”
“Actually the whole fur is a tatoo. It’s a lifesize replica of Courtney Love’s lipstick.”
Frog - you should write sitcoms, sooo good!! Making fun of the poor sweet JH and BW makes me laugh a lot… Paris is close to me, are u man or woman, old or young, human or else?