To all of the people that have hounded me about doing another dance video over the past two years – it didn’t help. We are always thinking about a new dance video to do. I love to dance, that was never the problem, and Boy Wonder does most of the work so it really comes down to getting a location. And thanks to the nice people that he works with we were able to use a studio for just that purpose.

The lucky Hazzardites on my membership site got a sneak peek at this clip last week and now it’s time to let it loose. Oh yeah, the line in the chorus that goes “Can’t Touch The Ground” sounds exactly like “Can’t Just Sit Around” so I figured the particularly appropriate mondegreen would be an ideal title for this post. So without further delay please enjoy my latest video, Rain Down Love (alternate title: Campy Capers With Crappy Chroma Key).

For a very long time that doesn’t really need to be defined here, I have been talking about making custom shirts to sell. And then there would be no mention for a while, and it would crop up again until finally I was forbidden from mentioning anything about it until I was ready to back up my statement with the goods.

That time has come.

After many trials and tribulations there is a batch of custom Hazzardized shirts available for purchase in the Johnny Hazzard Shop. Most of the shirts were individually customized by yours truly in the relative serenity of my stylishly appointed sitting room. And they can be further treated in a similar fashion if you so desire. Each shirt features a lovely Johnny Hazzard label I had made some time back so you get the full effect with any shirt you chose.

Due to the extremely unpredictable nature of Hazzardization no two shirts are alike and when this batch is gone I will make another similarly distinctive one to take its place. There will be no monotony on my watch!

There is a page on the shop dedicated to the items currently available that will reflect changes in the near future. You may access it directly by clicking here.

Thank you and good afternoon.