Many of you may have wondered once or twice in the past year why so very little pornesque material has been featured here on Hazzard Ahead. Well, there hasn’t been much to report and I’ve sort of been over it all to be perfectly honest. So when the nice guys at AEBN approached me about having an affiliate theater created I thought it would be a great way to get my porn on without having to do, well, anything.

Imagine my surprise when they presented this to me with absolutely no input or advice from me:

I think everyone will agree that no service compares with AEBN for the true porn addict! And we all know that what an addict likes has to be the best. I couldn’t agree more. So if you’re in the mood check out my latest porn portal and let me know what you think.

Did some cleaning up this weekend and came across some of my DVDs that were originally stock for the shop. Outraged that precious space was being used unnecessarily and that I forgot about them in the first place, I put them on super sale to liberate my closet!

That’s right, you heard me, I have marked down many of my DVDs to the low, low price of $35 American. So if you’ve been on the fence about one of my movies and didn’t want to fork out retail, rush right on over to the shop and see if it’s one of the buggers taking up space in my bedroom.

Once again my method of enjoying something by dreading it first paid off. The pride festival was thoroughly enjoyable Saturday because the crowd was pretty thin. And even though the beer was crap – it was only $5 so at least we didn’t feel robbed of cash as well as flavor.

Thank you to the many fans that stopped by to say hello and get a signed photo of me. I was especially pleased to see so many girls this year! Gay porn IS for everybody! And since Boy Wonder was there we got plenty of video for you to enjoy.

This isn’t all that comfortable for me to casually talk about, but I’ve been assured that it’s blogworthy news. A press release from Channel 1 Releasing on Monday announced the launch of an all new Johnny Hazzard sex toy – this time it vibrates. One of the selling points is that it was molded right from the source and all I can say is I’m glad they didn’t throw away the mold from the first time! That is an episode from my life I wouldn’t want in syndication. So for those of you interested in having your own little piece of me that is even better than the real thing, well in July you’ll get your chance.

In the same press release there was a big focus on my “comeback” to the adult world and other worlds that left me just a bit baffled. Jason Seacrest picked up the story for his column in Odyssey Magazine. I mean, just because I haven’t been in many releases lately doesn’t mean I’ve been on hiatus. My contract with Rascal is based on a certain number of scenes and let me tell you, those scenes will be shot come hell or high water! Anyway, it is kind of exciting to have the new big feature from C1R NAMED after me! That is cool. Oh yeah, my new movie is called Hazzard Zone. Presumably because it was filmed in a sex club called The Zone. And for the record, that was my first visit to that establishment. New video, new toy and other soon-to-be publicized newness are all coming together to make me feel rather new on the whole! More to follow very soon.