Wednesday, August 13th 2008
No, Really, I Mean It – No Shit
;)
For a very long time that doesn’t really need to be defined here, I have been talking about making custom shirts to sell. And then there would be no mention for a while, and it would crop up again until finally I was forbidden from mentioning anything about it until I was ready to back up my statement with the goods.
That time has come.
After many trials and tribulations there is a batch of custom Hazzardized shirts available for purchase in the Johnny Hazzard Shop. Most of the shirts were individually customized by yours truly in the relative serenity of my stylishly appointed sitting room. And they can be further treated in a similar fashion if you so desire. Each shirt features a lovely Johnny Hazzard label I had made some time back so you get the full effect with any shirt you chose.
Due to the extremely unpredictable nature of Hazzardization no two shirts are alike and when this batch is gone I will make another similarly distinctive one to take its place. There will be no monotony on my watch!
There is a page on the shop dedicated to the items currently available that will reflect changes in the near future. You may access it directly by clicking here.
Thank you and good afternoon.
Credit card in hand, I immediately visited the HazzardShop, prepared to purchase my very own Hazzardized product. But gosh darn, the one I really want doesn’t seem to be in stock. I like the tattoo shirt. Will they be in stock soon or was that a limited run?
I think the problem was I neglected to include weight information for shipping to work. Who can tell? That shirt is available and I tested it and it went through fine in the shop.
I don’t care if the hazzards of Hazzardization include the risks of cataclysm, a coming apocalypse or the depletion of the last cotton field, please please please save me, if not my soul one brown “333 Evil” t-shirt for when my probation officer finally allows me an allowance.