Thursday, January 26th 2006

Every now and then I get to do something different from the photo shoots, sex scenes and dance gigs. Talk shows for instance, not to mention headlining major fashion shows for androgenous pop stars. The appearance on Q TV’s Queer Edge with Chi Chi and Sandra Bernhard last night was quite an experience. I thought the show was going to be a bit more polished, but it was very cute, sort of like Wayne’s World. I didn’t say much, I was a guest of Chi Chi’s. There is a certain way of directing the flow of conversation in a talk show environment. I was a bit out of my element. As you may expect, Chi Chi and Sandra were unstoppable with their witty banter.

Normally I would have been very uncomfortable with this scene, but I was perfectly content. It helped that for the entire show I was basically being held by Sandra in a very Motherly way that was so just so surreal I could barely speak. She also commented on my toe. Yes, my toe. I wore flip flops to the show. As I came out, she said, “Now if you were a lesbian wearing a toe ring, I would have to say something, but on you it looks so cute”…she was hooked on Johnny after that. That was until she saw my toe. I put my right foot atop of my left thigh, facing her. She was about to say something else when she looked down and said, “now that I am a mother, I look at peoples feet and toes…and I have to say you must cut that toe nail” …Referring to the one next to my big toe….it was kinda bad. I told her it was one of my bad habits. We moved on after that. She took one of my books and a couple of videos. I don’t know why really. Do lesbians like Gay Porn? For what reason? The entire taping took about an hour. It seemed like a minute really. I signed a couple autographs, posed for some photos and went out for Sangria and Chili Rellenos.

Me with Sandra Bernhard, Jack E. Jett and Chi Chi LaRue.
Get a load of the porn stash Sandra scored!

This morning, my date from the previous evening picked me up and set me on my back on the couch. Just as I thought we were going to have a go at it again he said “Sandra will thank me for this” and grabbed a nail clipper and proceeded to give me a pedicure…..HOT!!!!!

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