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Thursday, October 26th 2006

Cocktails With The Stars

Posted by Johnny

I agreed to do Cocktails with the Stars in Weho on 10/12. For those of you that don’t know, CWTS is like a talk show thing with porn guys at a local watering hole in da hood, the center of the Gay Ghetto. There are porn raffles, lots of sexual antics and porn stars, of course! Whenever the guest(s) are part of the Channel 1 family we make a point to support our peeps. It never turns out bad, how could it? Well, I suppose Tyler could get totally ripped and vomit in two directions, but thankfully he is too vain to let that happen. Love ya Tyler, hope ya win!

Cybersocket Scott

There is a new host for the event, his name is Scott and he works for Cybersocket. He is one of my newest buddies and I wanted to support him and hang out with my boy Tyler Riggz. Adam Faust showed up adding to the familial pool of porno boys that were collecting. I got a little crazy during the show when we decided to count my tattoos.

Tattoo Count

Most of my tattoos are below the waist so in order for an accurate count the trousers had to be dropped. Perhaps it was the free beer or just the fact that Scott is a fun, animated host that leads to his guests opening up and really having a great time. I even took off my shirt and danced for a while on the stage, all because he asked me nicely. OK, that and the tips are always good. I also indulged in some fried shrimp that I blame completely on the beer! At 3am, my body being the independent, upfront, somewhat merciless being that he is reminded very clearly why we do not do that. I get it. Thanks.

Wednesday, October 25th 2006

Quick Fix Music Moment Part 2

Posted by Boy Wonder

You would have to be an avid fan of Bollywood movies (or Cornershop) to even know this artist. Even then you might not know the song. I am completely fascinated by the seamingly impossible tempo of the lyrics and the sexy male back up vocals. Any guesses or Bollywood fanatics out there?

Tuesday, October 24th 2006

Missing Johnny

Posted by Boy Wonder

Ma Hazzard recently told me about how she listens to voice messages from Johnny that she’s saved to keep her company while he’s out of the country. I don’t talk to him nearly as much as she does and I know it’s been difficult for me knowing that none of my phone rings will result in hearing his cheery voice. She played some of his messages for me and we had a good laugh. With Johnny’s blessing I’m presenting that conversation here. Mind you, the first two minutes of this audio clip are of Johnny rambling into a message machine. Ma Hazzard and I could listen to it on a loop until denim goes out of style, but that’s us. I do encourage you to listen to the last half of the message though because it’s very sweet to hear Ma H talk about Johnny’s absence.

Art + Design > Porn?

Posted by Johnny

Thursday (10/12), my scene with Adam Faust. I must say that I was quite impressed with him. He has two beautiful tattoos that he designed. They are tribal representations of a tiger and phoenix done in all black and even though they are somewhat abstract they remain fluid and strong. Great pieces done so well it made me want to cry. My next big tat is going to be designed by him, I made him promise. Coincidentally, he has also dabbled in designing t-shirts. When we got to talking I realized this guy is a bundle of creative energy.

With Adam Faust

Adam and I are the same height, so that combined with our artistic minds made for excellent on screen chemistry. It was really nice, very enjoyable. He’s a great kisser and has one of the finest asses I have had the privilege to encounter. HOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Cardboard Ass Print

We had few props. A flat bed cart, some cardboard boxes filled with DVD’s and a ladder. We made use of them all, twice over. After we used the cardboard box I noticed that the combination of sweat and lube made for the cutest impression of my bum. This box was going to be shipped to a buyer of ours so we decided that it would be fun if I signed it.

Sunday, October 22nd 2006

Quick Fix Music Moment Part 1

Posted by Boy Wonder

Every once in a while I come across a song that really sticks with me even though it shouldn’t. A good example is the remix of Nick Lachey’s What’s Left Of Me. I should HATE that song and yet I find myself humming it all the time and when it comes on I get excited like a school girl. That’s the way it should be with music so I don’t bother fighting my reaction.

My latest guilty pleasure is a cover of a song from the nineties that I didn’t even know then. It’s pure pop goo and I adore it anyway. Can anyone name this tune and the artists that sang it then and now?

The Original Radio Edit

The Vinylshakers Remix

The Monday Morning Mix

Skyscraper