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Cocktails With The Stars

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I agreed to do Cocktails with the Stars in Weho on 10/12. For those of you that don’t know, CWTS is like a talk show thing with porn guys at a local watering hole in da hood, the center of the Gay Ghetto. There are porn raffles, lots of sexual antics and porn stars, of course! Whenever the guest(s) are part of the Channel 1 family we make a point to support our peeps. It never turns out bad, how could it? Well, I suppose Tyler could get totally ripped and vomit in two directions, but thankfully he is too vain to let that happen. Love ya Tyler, hope ya win!

Cybersocket Scott

There is a new host for the event, his name is Scott and he works for Cybersocket. He is one of my newest buddies and I wanted to support him and hang out with my boy Tyler Riggz. Adam Faust showed up adding to the familial pool of porno boys that were collecting. I got a little crazy during the show when we decided to count my tattoos.

Tattoo Count

Most of my tattoos are below the waist so in order for an accurate count the trousers had to be dropped. Perhaps it was the free beer or just the fact that Scott is a fun, animated host that leads to his guests opening up and really having a great time. I even took off my shirt and danced for a while on the stage, all because he asked me nicely. OK, that and the tips are always good. I also indulged in some fried shrimp that I blame completely on the beer! At 3am, my body being the independent, upfront, somewhat merciless being that he is reminded very clearly why we do not do that. I get it. Thanks.



2 Responses to “Cocktails With The Stars”

  1. the frog Says:

    What’s wrong with fried shrimp? Anything we should be warned about? I’m only asking because if there’s one thing I can never resist, it’s shrimp in any incarnation. In fact, if I had to choose between a shrimp sandwich and a Johnny/Spencer Quest sandwich, I’d probably end up like the proverbial Buridan Ass (no, not that kind of ass.)

    Fried frog’s legs, on the other hand, will cause premature aging, blindness, hair on the palm of your hand and permanent impotency. And that’s not counting my aunt Denise’s homemade curse. Just so you know.

  2. Angel Benton Says:

    I love how every time that a hot gay porn star eats fried food he ends up getting the shits. Pete Ross told a story just like that on his blog, too. It cracks me up. I too am a HUGE shrimp fan, but I am a bigger fan of shrimp’s cousin the CRAWFISH. YUM!!!

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