Thursday, May 25th 2006

For whatever reason, it’s important to me to stress that I am not one of those attention craving girls that run around with the titties hanging out for validation. They just kind of steal the show on their own. Second, I apologize if you are one of the gay men that changed my diapers when I was a baby. You had to know that I could never lay low.

I didn’t quite understand why Johnny kept chasing me down with the camera. I quickly reverted back to 1993, feeling sad for that girl who thought that he may really want to touch them. But no – just like in 1993, he was pimping my breasts off to random friends and family members! As he pulled my shirt down, Ma Hazzard yelled, “No honey, you are a gay man, you don’t like those!”

It was a fabulous evening. I did feel like I should have left with some extra cash in my pocket after showing so much skin. But I owe Johnny more money than I could ever explain. I appreciate the fact that Johnny and Boy Wonder posted the pictures of me and my twins. I do wish the photo angle did not make my nose look so large. But my hair looks amazing. Look Boys, No regrowth. Anyway, as I think of more stories I will post them. I need to check first with Johnny about what he is willing to divulge. If I get the go ahead, things will get VERY interesting. Until then…

This entry was posted by Mara on Thursday, May 25th, 2006 at 10:17 PM and is filed under Ancient History, Friends, It's All Relative. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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