Sorry for the last minute notice, but sometimes these things come together rather suddenly. You know, like a car crash. Tonight is my guest bartender premiere at the newly reopened and infinitely improved Micky’s in the heart of boystown in West Hollywood. If you’re in the area stop by and say hello. If things go well tonight this may turn into a regular event. *grin*

We finished this video a while back and then forgot to post it. I had a great time in Fort Lauderdale with Miss Chi Chi LaRue. See for yourself.

Tonight I am appearing at Steam in Portland, OR. There is supposed to be snow there so I’m excited about that since it was seventy degrees in Cleveland for Christmas.

If you’re in the Portland area, come on out and see me. If not then just have yourself a very safe and fun New Year celebration and my best wishes for 2009.

I spent the week of Thanksgiving in Southern Florida going between Miami and Ft Lauderdale. There is a strip bar called the Boardwalk in Ft. Lauderdale where Chi Chi and I headlined from Wednesday to Saturday. I was not the only one there. I shared the bar with 5 great guys from FabScout Entertainment:

Aside from my little number and Chi Chi’s music I counted about 25 different guys dancing around the bar, stage and wherever they could find room. Some were straight, some were gay and there were a couple of them that had the most enormous dicks I had ever seen; it must be in the water.

The guy dancing to my song was straight and from Venezuela… I heart-ed him… I have no idea because he is SO not my type. Chi Chi took the camera from me and asked, “Why do you like that?”

At any rate, I drank too much, stayed out way too late and had way too much fun. This post will make more sense when the video is finished. I went a little crazy with video during that trip!

Many Most Some One or two of you may recall back in March I received an open love letter from Digital Playground vixen Stoya. At the time I found it rather alarming as my experience with such things could best be summed up in three words. Single White Female.

Then I was contacted to meet up with her while I was in Philadelphia on important C1R business. We made a cute little video featurette together and she was a pure delight! If anyone was going to turn me it would be a hottie like her, but as luck would have it my gayness emerged from our passionate makeout session unscathed.

Today Popcorn.com published the aforementioned video so here is your chance to check it out.