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Friday, September 19th 2008

Stoya’s Dream Date

Posted by Johnny

Many Most Some One or two of you may recall back in March I received an open love letter from Digital Playground vixen Stoya. At the time I found it rather alarming as my experience with such things could best be summed up in three words. Single White Female.

Then I was contacted to meet up with her while I was in Philadelphia on important C1R business. We made a cute little video featurette together and she was a pure delight! If anyone was going to turn me it would be a hottie like her, but as luck would have it my gayness emerged from our passionate makeout session unscathed.

Today Popcorn.com published the aforementioned video so here is your chance to check it out.

Stoya & Johnny


15 Comments for this post

 
Heath Says:

Hey there Johnny. Were you by any chance in a small town called Hamburg, PA (about an hour northwest of Philly) this week? If not, I saw your twin walking down the street!

 
miguel Says:

johnny, considering that you just made a bisexual movie for chi chi, talk about making out in the bars with “ADORABLE” girls, say that “love knows no gender,” and now just had a mega-enthusiastic make out session with this chick whom you yourself say is a hottie, there is NO WAY i’ll believe you don’t swing both ways. sorry, but you clearly enjoy women way too much to be gay.

miguel

 
Johnny Says:

Miguel – I was in a bisexual movie, not a bisexual scene. To be more clear about the makeout session, it did nothing for me, hence the unscathed gayness mention. Not since I my teens have I been in close proximity to female genitalia and so it shall remain.

Heath – I was home all last week. Today I’m in Toronto, back in West Hollywood tomorrow for my 31st!

 
miguel Says:

hi, johnny,

thanks for clearing things up. i guess that’s why you’re such a good performer coz you sure could’ve fooled me. from what i could see you looked like you were totally enjoying it. anyway, i’ll take your word for it. i apologize for my harsh post. you do talk about girls a lot on your blog, and with so many gay porn actors going bi, it makes me wonder if there are any gay ones left.

thanks again,
miguel

 
miguel Says:

hey, johnny.

sorry to bring this back up, but i’m confused here. i just read an article on avn about you and stoya where they quote you as saying this was the first time you’ve kissed a girl in 12 years. in fact, they really make a big deal out of it. but you’ve stated here on your blog that you’ve made out with and kissed girls in the bars within the past couple of years. so…which is it?

http://www.avn.com/internet/articles/32406.html

 
gcracker Says:

I’m not sure that making out with girls in bars really counts as kissing a girl. Like, making out with girls in bars is just a drunken thing to do, like flipping cars in Boston or diving off cliffs in Mexico (neither of which I encourage), and this kiss with Stoya was a memorable, bloggable, sober experience.

 
Johnny Says:

Double what Graham said.

 
miguel Says:

gcracker,

no, flipping cars and driving off cliffs aren’t wise moves. lol! anyway, all joking aside, making out is making out, whether you’re drunk or sober. and for the record, johnny did say he kissed a girl in the bar…several times, in fact.

as for the stoya session, she herself said it was a “mutual face rampage during a drunken post LGBT film festival party,” so i don’t necessarily think i’d call that a sober experience.

 
miguel Says:

wow…what a cop-out response. :-(

 
Boy Wonder Says:

Miguel – I’m not certain which response you’re referring to exactly.

 
miguel Says:

i’m referring to johnny’s response to my question.

 
Boy Wonder Says:

Oh, I can help out with that. It’s true there is another mention of kissing a girl on this blog. Serial behavior for sure. And *gasp* he was working when that happened, too!

And speaking of coincidences, his sexuality was put under scrutiny back then as well. Over a kiss! If you’d like a taste of what Johnny’s response to this might be like perhaps you should see what it was last time.

 
miguel Says:

yes, boy wonder, i’m familiar with that blog posting. my issue was the fact that johnny stated he kissed and made out with a girl just last year, but then on the avn interview he said kissing stoya was the first time he’d kissed a girl in 12 years. sounds like a contradiction to me, and i was simply asking johnny to clarify. instead, i get an e-mail from him this morning calling me an “instigator” and telling me i won’t be allowed to correspond on here anymore.

so…if this even gets approved, johnny, don’t worry. this is unquestionably the last time i will ever say anything on this site.

 
Boy Wonder Says:

It seems a reasonable assumption that Johnny simply forgot about the other incident. It wouldn’t be the first time.

As for Johnny’s e-mail, he might have done himself a service by waiting a day instead of sending something in the heat of the moment. In his defense your writing comes across as very aggressive so his response was naturally in line with that stance.

 
mikebise Says:

Well, I wish Johnny would do a hetero DVD. That make-out session is HOT!!!!!!

I mean, it’s just for money, right? The “Straight-For-Pay” phenomenon is growing every day, and lots of gay guys will pay to watch their favourite gay performers having sex with chicks.

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