Friday, February 16th 2007
Dirty, Disgusting.. Available Soon!
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Shooting recently wrapped for the fifth installment of Chi Chi LaRue’s Link series. This series exists in the darker side of Channel 1 with much attention devoted to water sports and other fetishes involving the backside and H2O.
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There’s no need to go into the saucy details, just buy the movie! The set had to be the most filthy, dirty and borderline unsanitary environment I have ever experienced. Everything was staged in the basement of what is rumored to be an old slaughterhouse. I saw a lot more in the way of pipes and plumbing than a slaughterhouse, but I did see some hooks hanging from the ceiling and odd colored splotches on the walls. On the second floor CSI: Miami was filming something involving some grungy crime scene. It was also said that many horror movies and other CSI-ish series used this warehouse as well. It was disgustingly clear why.
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I visited this “set” last year when I filmed my award-winning solo scene in Wrong Side of the Tracks. Then, I was only required to stand and do my thing up against the wall. This time around it was full on down and dirty on the nasty floor bare-assed with four other guys. The poor camera men looked as if they had just mined coal for 7 hours. The good part, we did a kick ass scene in no time flat and I met two really great guys; uber hot Brendan Davies and the smoldering Steve Cruz. I have to say that Mr. Cruz definitely earned his Rascal badges with what Chi Chi put this lad through. Pants off to you Steve, GR8 Job!
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Beside that there was nothing more really to do this time around. Production on my end takes two days, one for stills and one for the actual scene to be shot. I also did a “Live and Raw” which is a jack-off show that is broadcast live once a day with a different model or models doing his or their thing. The studio is equipped with a chat operator and a chat room. It’s a two or three hour gig so I figure I might as well make them fun for me and everybody else. This broadcast on Thursday I had our chat operator, the talented DJ Rob put on one of his own mash-ups “Smells Like Kelly’s Behind”, a mash of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Kelly Clarkson’s “Behind These Hazel Eyes” and I danced around like a fool, completely naked! DJ Rob specializes in mash-ups and this is one of my favorites.
I’d gladly write a poem over this but I can’t think of a good rhyme for “enema”.
BTW, I need to ask after seeing that pic: is the new Link movie called “There’s Something About Johnny”? Who provided the gel this time? And may I suggest for the soundtrack a DJ Rob’s mash-up of The Dandy Warhols’ “Everyday Should Be A Holiday” and “I Cover The Waterfront”? You could call it “Everyday Should Billie Holiday.”
High colonic is easier to rhyme. Much better to go in that direction than say, chocolate straw.
Boy Wonder you are one absolutely filthy, hopelessly depraved and repugnant individual. Come sit beside me.
I was wondering how long it would take to get an Alice Roosevelt Longworth reference on this site!
LOL. Glad you got it!
Hey Johnny,
It was great working for Channel 1 Releasing on the Link: The Evolution set last week. Thanks for making me feel so welcome!
Scott
Hey Johnny, what up with the “Something About Mary” hair? (I can’t believe that after so many days of this posting someone else hasn’t mentioned it already … (in case it is so pathetically obvious that BW is systematically weeding those queries.) No kidding, though, I think I found my new wallpaper.
Rita – No weeding here! I’ve been waiting for someone to take notice. He won’t even get the reference. I’d bet top dollar he wouldn’t even remember the movie and doubtfully ever saw it. I sent you a new desktop image I think you’ll like better than the “Mary” one.
Apparently the “Something About Johnny” and Dandy Wahols references in my 2nd post weren’t pathetically obvious. Just sayin’
Sorry Frog, typical American short term memory issues! And Rita – for shame!
That’s fine, BW – don’t let me start on the French short term memory issue. I’ll make sure on my next post to add the mention: YOU WILL BE QUIZZED ON THIS!
PS: Rita, as a penance, you will have your husband hand deliver all your Hazzard-related possessions to my front door. Now. Hair gel included, please.
Oh and if I were you I wouldn’t make a soufflé for dinner. Hubby will probably be very late coming home.
Pardon moi, Monsieur Frog! Can’t believe your reference got by me … probably because it’d really make a great porn title!
It would, wouldn’t it Rita? So much more elegant than “Hair Today, Come Tomorrow”, “Bangs Bang” or “Boy Is My Hair Happy To See You!”
hi Johnny
i’ve seen you in a movie, hole patrol and let me tell you… i like it! you look like a friend of mine, and i really like you… but distances… well… you know.
Im glad to know you have a blog like me, sharing your life, telling us what happens with you… makes you more human… hahaha. Well hope to read you soon. A friend from a long distance…
Harvey