Tuesday, August 29th 2006
Work That Tool!
Posted by Boy Wonder
Johnny has a love hate relationship with the video clips I shoot of him. He hates having me all up in his grill being as obnoxious as possible with the camera, but he loves the posts that pop up featuring him as though he were doing something here on the site instead of relaxing on a pool deck on The Cape. Bastard!
I had to cut a little chunk out of the middle of this clip because I foolishly used the full name of one of our readers. That would never do! Watch as Johnny’s annoyance mounts towards the end.
Leave it to Jerrod and Johnny to perpetually change the way I look at opening a bottle of wine! Jerrod, you are using our full names? Someone has been a very naughty boy. So, a lucky or perhaps unlucky Hazzard Ahead contributor has been the subject of discussion. I wonder who it possibly could be. (For the last time Jerrod, I was behind the goat pushing him out of his stall. Yes, it took ten minutes and I was not wearing pants because it was hot outside! There is no further reason for you and Johnny to discuss this matter.)
Goats are good, but I hear sheep are like the real thing!
Frogs are Fuckable.
No I couldn’t keep it quiet.
Frog, was that a double entendre?
Boy Wonder, according to popular opinion sheep are overrated while goats are more aggressive bottoms.