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Friday, May 19th 2006

Finally François

Posted by François
François the Thug

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J’ai enfin pris de mon temps pour écrire à Johnny…et clin d’oeil à Boy Wonder, toujours de bons conseils, j’en suis sur. Et puis je dois admettre que je viens souvent sur ton blog, presque tous les deux jours…

Mon petit Johnny, tu ne sais pas à quel point ça me fait chier (it sucks!) d’etre rentré en France; ça fait tout juste un mois que je suis revenu sur le territoire Français, et je peux te dire que Paris, c’est veritablement ennuyeux. Je me rends compte que la Californie m’a tellement bien acceuilli, rien avoir. On s’est bien amusés toi et moi quand meme,comme deux vrais gamins, une sorte d’insouciance que je n’avais pas retrouvée depuis longtemps; j’en ai meme oublié que c’etait comme deux personnages de la “Porn Industry” qui se retrouvent et qui se comprennent…ça fait tellement “cliché” mais ca va plus loin que ça je pense…on a pas fait que baiser que je sache; le reste etait super intense. Tu sais que j’ai plein de petites videos de toi mon cochon!!?? Tu sais que tu es adorable? Fais moi confiance ça reste bien scellé. Take care: The Hills Have Eyes.

Johnny, il etait venu me voir aux GayVN awards, j’etais assis à ma table, comme un con a regarder tout le monde du coin de l’oeil, toujours à observer, silencieux; et qui vois-je foncer vers moi, l’air tres assuré: le Johnny Hazzard se presentant à moi tres amicalement, j’etais tres honoré, moi le petit français, plus ou moins impressionnable en plein Los Angeles, ça me paraissait surrealiste. Sa demarche m’a beaucoup étonné (tout come celle de Chi Chi, le meme jour: d’un accueil chaleureux deconcertant), je n’en aurais pas été capable. Le contact etait lancé…

En bref, il va bien falloir que je developpe tout ça mais en Anglais…laisse moi du temps Johnny…je ne suis pas aussi overbooké que toi mais ça pourrait en suivre le chemin…

Affaire à suivre…

This English translation was generously provided by Suzie and Nico – thanks, guys!

I finally took some time to write to Johnny… and a wink at Boy Wonder, always good advice, of that I’m sure. And then I have to admit that I often visit this blog, almost every couple of days…

My little Johnny, you do not know how badly it sucks to have come back to France; it has been just one month since I came back to French soil, and I can tell you that Paris is truly boring. I realize that California welcomed me very well, no place like it. We had a great time you and I, like two true kids, a kind of nonchalance that I have not found in a long time; I even forgot that we were two characters of the “Porn Industry” who met and understand each other… it’s rather clichè but it goes farther than that I think… we hardly did anything but fuck as far as I know; the rest was super intense. You know that I have plenty of little videos of you my cochon [endearing term literally meaning pig, but much cooler in French] You know that you are adorable? Trust me my lips are sealed. Take care: The Hills Have Eyes.

Johnny, he had come to see me at the GayVN awards, I was sitting at my table like a jerk watching everyone out of the corner of my eye, always observing, silent, and who did I see charging toward me, with a confident air: the Johnny Hazzard presenting himself very amicably, I was honored, me the little French dude, more or less impressionable in full-on Los Angeles, it seemed surreal. His strut surprised me (just like Chi Chi’s the same day: a disconcerting, warm welcome), I couldn’t have done it. The game was on…

I’ll have to tell this in more detail, but in English… Gimme some time Johnny… I’m not as busy as you are, but that might come…

Developing…



2 Comments for this post

 
Boy Wonder Says:

I very nearly spilled my cocktail when François wrote to inform me he finally contributed to Hazzard Ahead. Johnny was at work, but I made sure to send him a voicemail to let him know he had something to look forward to when he got home and it was for real this time. (Yeah, I posted a fake François entry while I was developing the WordPress blog. A mistake I will not repeat – Johnny was very disappointed when I told him it was just a test.)

 
Johnny Says:

This was a bright ray of sunshine in my otherwise cloudy day. It is nice to see my François take the time and say some nice things. Sigh!

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