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Sunday, April 9th 2006

Cowboy Sex

Posted by Boy Wonder

Last night I had a date with The Cowboy and I asked him if it would be OK to bring Johnny along. Mr. Hazzard had yet to see Brokeback Mountain (among countless other must-see flicks I recently discovered) and I couldn’t bear for him to miss out for another minute. When I asked for the tag along I was very specific in saying Johnny would only be staying for the movie. Without missing a beat, The Cowboy replied, “I wouldn’t mind an audience.” Hot! But not an option.

Following the first sex scene Johnny chimed in, “And I won Best Sex Scene at the GayVN Awards?” Yeah. Anyway, by the end of the movie I was all sobs and sniffles and The Cowboy was making fun of me. “Shut up, bitch!” I growled, “This is the best foreplay EVER!” And I wasn’t lying. As soon as Johnny was out the door we were naked and going at it tent style. He kept saying, “Oh yeah, fuck me Ennis” and whatnot. Whew! Then I had to take a turn at being Jack – or two.



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