Yesterday I spent the entire afternoon arranging little pieces of paper and all my W-whatnots into a presentable form for my accountant. It also meant going through the entire year’s bank statements and making a copy of each, highlighting deductions and putting them into the right category. Cause for a doobie, good tunes and some time hanging out. Afterwards Mike and I went to the weekly street fair they have downtown and took a gander. There were organic farmers, wood carvers, jewelers of all types and local color in every direction. Very cute! Right up my alley. I snagged some wood pieces and a loaf of 9 grain bread that I used to make French Toast this morning. Or is it Freedom Toast now?

Mike was asked by Tom Bianchi to do a shoot. I knew it! Mike is so Tom Bianchi!!! Big and muscled with the looks of a lumberjack. HOT! I told Mike that Tom does many different styles and he should find out the vibe before committing. After all, Mike is the big shy type – HOTTER! He would have a difficult time doing a sexual shoot. But hey-ho, it will all work out just as it should. I am a bit jealous though, I must say. Tom’s work is very well done and I have always wanted to work with him. I cannot wait to see how this goes down….the shoot is “scheduled” for Sunday evening.

At the GAYVN convention following a relatively long night of open bar antics at the CyberSocket awards I was getting ready for my shift at the Channel 1 booth when my old buddy Jared approached…no…ran up to me. He informed me that they were doing this book documentary thing a couple of booths over and asked if I would like to take part. Jared is the photographer responsible for the photos used to adorn this blog; we have history, so I knew doco was legit.

I had just arrived and was the first one scheduled to sign, Chi Chi was due any moment. She doesn’t always look like that you know. It takes a bit more than a set of false eyelashes and some light application done in an vanity mirror to create the Diva that is Chi Chi LaRue. I really wanted to do this…after all, it’s a book…it’ll be around forever on coffee tables all over the nation! I told the sales guys that if Chi Chi was to arrive – I was in the loo. I ran over to the doco booth and busted out the supermodel quick poses to get it over with quickly and efficiently. The entire thing lasted about 4 mins and some change. I ran over just as Chi Chi was strutting down the aisle toward the Channel 1 booth. I grabbed my Sharpie, greeted her good morning and began my arthritic afternoon of signing and smiling.

My supermodel 1, 2, 3. That’s Jared on the right.
Photo by Felicia – Thank you!

Mike got a job at a restaurant opening here on March 1. At least, that’s what they think. Knowing restaurants as I do I know to expect the launch date to be a pipe dream at best. Mike was very happy nonetheless. I suggested we go to San Diego to celebrate his new life here in PS. I’m spontaneous that way.

We had a great time. We stayed with Tyler Riggz, my co-star and GAYVN nomination partner for Best Sex Scene in Wrong Side Of The Tracks. Sunday was spent driving back and watching series 5 of Ab Fab over and over. You have to love Ab Fab if you expect to live under my roof.

We got up today at noon, layed by the pool till about 3 then took a nap. It was rough. Yeah, I had work that needed to be done, but it was 80 freakin’ degrees out and you won’t find me indoors when the pool beckons!

I am cooking dinner now, waiting for Mike to return with some movie he vaguely described over the phone at the video store. One movie then it’s off to bed for me.