Tuesday, March 7th 2006

As you may remember my friends here in PS have an AMAZING house they use as a “get-away” place. We did the under-water sequence in Wrong Side here and the soon-to-be-published shoot for “Attitude” magazine.

Mike, my mother and I were enjoying a bit of luxury by the pool when I noticed that there was a man on the second floor patio of the adjacent condo. No biggie, he was watering his plants. After about 20 mins I looked up from my Vanity Fair and noticed he was still watering – succulents and cacti. OK. It was now clear we had an admirer on our hands. What are you going to do? Yell at him? Call the police? Believe you me I have been through greater challenges. After finishing the article on Paris Hilton and perging promptly there after I noticed that our little admirer had now decided to try and do a “Porn Stars Gone Wild” episode. The man had a video camera pointed right at us. When Mike and I stared back at him, hoping to interupt his covert operation, he took no mind and continued to film. A little funny. Yes. Highly annoying. Oui. Par for the course. Absolutely.

I spoke to the owners of the house later that evening. They asked me if I had noticed where the gardners had removed some trees to make room for some 20ft. tall pieces of shrubbery. When I asked why they said that they felt like they needed some more privacy. Funny you say that guys, get a load of this…