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Tuesday, April 4th 2006

Puppies And Homemade Porn

Posted by Johnny
Cute, Loving Puppy Gets A Second Chance

This tank top auction is really exciting. I’m looking forward to the end when things will hopefully heat up. It would be great if the pups and I could split several Ben Franklins. Speaking of pups, get a load of this adorable, sweet dog that was rescued this week in Pasadena. A friend of mine sponsored the dog and Karma Rescue paid for the adoption. At first he was just going to put the puppy up until she could be adopted, but she won him over and may just keep her all to himself. Another success story!

Meanwhile, South of Market, Johnny and François are enjoying some time together. We had lunch in the Castro, came back to Noe Valley to check the listings of local flicks. We became a little side tracked with each other and the camera. I let F pick the movie. He suggested “Slither”, he had seen it before and was very up on the idea of watching it with me.

“Is it a scary movie?”
“Oui”
“Let’s go!”

More of an excuse to slide up to those shoulders! Well I still slid up to those shoulders, but not because I was scared. The movie was, as F put it so appropriately, “cheesy”. If you have seen “Attack Of The Killer Tomatos” or “When Mars Attacks” you have the gist. From what F told me, the director was the guy from “Day Of The Dead” – it showed. I think he may have been stoned or something because it was slightly comedic, not scary like “Day Of The Dead” but did posses some gory scenes. The company was definitely the winner on this one. After that we enjoyed a bottle of Amarone and a great meal at this Italian grill downtown.

We all know that F is beautiful, duh! But after the initial cloud of lust comes down one has to engage himself in a conversation or two. I enjoy talking to him. He makes me laugh. 5 points. We share a lot of the same feelings regarding girls, the public, our jobs and the way we operate. I also found out that we sort of grew up the same way. I have never met anybody who grew up like me. It’s very comforting. I have never met anybody who shares the same lifestyle as me; yet had some hard times getting here.

Another Diet Coke?

Also, I have never met anybody who drinks so much Diet Coke and other sugar laden beverages. Between the Red Bulls and the protein shakes this man has a can of Diet Coke in his hands at all times. I had to get proof for my readers. On the subject of proof, I have been thinking about asking F if he would mind perhaps creating a home movie with me. You know, like Colin Farrell did not so long ago? It would be nice for us to have something(s) to remember each other when he returns to France. *wink* I better get out the instruction manual.



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