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Wednesday, March 29th 2006

Johnny Is “On”

Posted by Johnny

There were not enough hours in the day today for what I had set out to accomplish. That space in between the ceiling and wall that I enjoy doing was keeping me up last night. I was able to see my distraction and impatience in the streaks on the wall before I went to bed. Most of my REM sleep was spent trying to figure out what size brush would best suit the job. I decided on the 1/2″.

The majority of today was spent running around completing errands, one of which was finding a pair of flip flops, that was paramount, everything else would fall into place. I wanted to get home to the kitchen, plagued by streaks and imperfection, it needed some serious attention. You know, this is how the Sistine was done, a little Italian man on a ladder painting very detailed lines in a ceiling. After some undivided attention I was able to complete the kitchen by early evening.

I just finished a 2 hour and 10 min flick called “In Her Shoes”, cute, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long for me to deal with at one sitting. It took me three days to finish. And I’ve only been home for three days. Tomorrow I’m driving to LA to begin what promises to be a very social Saturday in Phoenix for their Gay Pride. They have to have the Pride celebration before it gets so hot that birds start dropping out of the sky and busses sink into the asphalt. Saturday will begin with me and Luca DiCorso paraded around in a convertible for the parade. Sashes? Tiaras? Evening-length gloves, perhaps? Next is an autograph session followed by a couple of side steps on a box in short shorts (you can’t show crack in Phoenix) at a party that night. A long day for sure. Usually I only have to be “on” for an hour or two but this gig has my Johnny switch activated a little longer than normal. It will definitely be a Calgon night.



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