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Art + Design > Porn?

Posted by Johnny on Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Thursday (10/12), my scene with Adam Faust. I must say that I was quite impressed with him. He has two beautiful tattoos that he designed. They are tribal representations of a tiger and phoenix done in all black and even though they are somewhat abstract they remain fluid and strong. Great pieces done so well it made me want to cry. My next big tat is going to be designed by him, I made him promise. Coincidentally, he has also dabbled in designing t-shirts. When we got to talking I realized this guy is a bundle of creative energy.

With Adam Faust

Adam and I are the same height, so that combined with our artistic minds made for excellent on screen chemistry. It was really nice, very enjoyable. He’s a great kisser and has one of the finest asses I have had the privilege to encounter. HOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Cardboard Ass Print

We had few props. A flat bed cart, some cardboard boxes filled with DVD’s and a ladder. We made use of them all, twice over. After we used the cardboard box I noticed that the combination of sweat and lube made for the cutest impression of my bum. This box was going to be shipped to a buyer of ours so we decided that it would be fun if I signed it.

Johnny Earns His Pay

Posted by Johnny on Saturday, October 21st, 2006

Tuesday (10/10) I had two photo shoots back to back at one of my boss’ house… in his bedroom, in his bed! You gotta love that. It was revealed to me later that they were going to be the box covers for two movies that I will be in very soon. Rascal Video’s In His Dreams with Trent Atkins directed by the boss lady, Chi Chi LaRue. The second is titled Johnny Hazzard Feeds the Need, it has Adam Faust with me under the supreme direction of All Worlds director Doug Jeffries.

The head of the Channel 1 graphics department was on the set of the shoot and I was a bit confused. I have never seen him on any set before. It either meant that he was bored and wanted to be social or he wanted to make sure that the photos come out a certain way. I have done sooooo many of these that it’s no surprise they would want something fresh eventually. The vibe was glam - not a stretch for me. He wanted more shots that would be universal. I was in my element. I don’t have to worry about keeping my dick up and I get to lounge around on designer sheets the whole time. I was done with both shoots in just under 2.5 hours. They don’t call me crew favorite for nothing.

With Trent Atkins

About my scene with Trent Atkins - talk about stunning eyes, his lashes and color are so incredible they ought to be insured by Lloyd’s of London. Our set was yet again a bed. This is so great. No saw horses to balance on, no chains to be suspended from and no tricky props to trip and scrape our knees on. We did a fine job, doing exactly what boss lady wanted before she had to tell us. Three hours from make-up to money shot. The Japanese could take lessons.

How To Date Johnny Hazzard

Posted by Johnny on Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

After a week-long date with Scott that literally spanned the continent, I was off free time and had to start “working.” I must say that the week was incredibly nice. Scott is an adventurous guy with impeccable social skills. Every time we went into a store he would engage the sales person in some sort of dialogue leaving them smiling and completely wooed by Scott’s charm. He took me camping in Joshua Tree, complete with dinner and a moonlit hike up through a massive wall of rock to the top where we sat in a large depression that resembled a bowl. We curled up under the blanket, got high and watched the stars and satellites make their way around us.

In Joshua Tree National Forest

I absolutely love to camp; especially with somebody that has all the right equipment and knows how to use it (the camping gear, too). Scott created two marinades, grilled vegetables and chicken breasts all to perfection on an uneven fire on the ground. The meal was completed with s’mores, real bona fide s’mores. It beat any chocolate mousse or souffle that I have had hands down. To amaze me even more he wrapped a loaf of French bread in foil, toasted it as if it had come out of a toaster oven with a timer rigged to his brain. So Cool!

The next morning we finished the bread off with some eggs and strong coffee all prepared over a small flame coming from a little camp burner. I cannot recall the last time somebody cooked for me, it was most enjoyable, 10 points - out of eight.

Unzipped And Fancy Free

Posted by Johnny on Thursday, October 12th, 2006

James Collins mentioned a few times that he was going to be featured in the November issue of Unzipped Magazine. Well, it arrived today and there he was on page eight!

James Collins in Unzipped

That was impressive and then I flipped the page to find this:

Spellbound Abounds

When James said they were going to use a screen shot from the Spellbound video I did on You Tube, I never imagined it would be half a page! And get a load of that gratuitous plug for Hazzard Ahead! Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!

Johnny Stewart Crafts Again

Posted by Johnny on Monday, October 2nd, 2006

Time sure does fly when you’re having fun! An hour after I arrived in Boston from Toronto I was packing up Milo and heading for P’town to give my place a stiff cleaning. I met someone when I was last in LA and he came out for a visit this weekend. Everything had to be in order.

On The Beach

I LLLLUUUUUHHHHHUUUVV my place here. Cleaning this place is so much fun when the sun is out. I open the windows, and every so often look out the window at the ships on the bay as the sun reflects and sparkles. As I moved into the kitchen I noticed that the pans beneath the burners on the stove had had it! I contemplated throwing out the blackened plates, then my crafty pack rat mentality kicked in and I thought of a perfect use for them.

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