Pornmare
Last night I had a dream that I did my first porn (professionally anyway). It was VERY weird. For one, Johnny was there and there’s no reason I would be on set for a Rascal shoot. Second, the reason I was chosen to be in the video was nobody else could get hard. How would they know that if I wasn’t there as a model in the first place?
So for the second part of the video I was in a huge orgy scene with Johnny. We were never coupled, of course, but we both had sex with Jason Ridge. I had sex with Jason as he appeared in Carnal Haze and Johnny got busy with the current incarnation. It was fair. I mean, Johnny likes Jason’s look now and I was into him back during his jock phase. It didn’t occur to me at the time that no one had any difficult getting hard after all. Freaky!
The reason I bring this up is that I had a ton of crap to do at work today and instead of completing the difficult things that only I can do I watched porn to check for DVD errors. Hello?! A chimp with a frontal lobotomy could do that. Porn is SOOOOOOOOOOO boring and totally puts me off sex. Tomorrow I have to pick up a model from Burbank airport, which means if I stayed at home tonight I would have to drive to Burbank from Culver City and then to Hollywood. I don’t think so. It seemed like the perfect excuse to stay overnight at The Cowboy’s place just minutes away from the airport, right? Well, after watching twenty minute half-hard cock sucking sessions all day I’m more in the mood for Tom & Jerry than hot fucking at The Cowboy’s tonight!
OK, there really was no connection between any of that. Suffice it to say I’m a little porned out this week. Oh yeah, I’m supposed to be finished with the June cover art for GayVN Magazine and I haven’t even started it yet. Yeah, too busy watching porn (and blogging, btw) to work on that minor side salad. *grind teeth*
