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Finally François

Posted by François on Friday, May 19th, 2006

François the Thug

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J’ai enfin pris de mon temps pour écrire à Johnny…et clin d’oeil à Boy Wonder, toujours de bons conseils, j’en suis sur. Et puis je dois admettre que je viens souvent sur ton blog, presque tous les deux jours…

Mon petit Johnny, tu ne sais pas à quel point ça me fait chier (it sucks!) d’etre rentré en France; ça fait tout juste un mois que je suis revenu sur le territoire Français, et je peux te dire que Paris, c’est veritablement ennuyeux. Je me rends compte que la Californie m’a tellement bien acceuilli, rien avoir. On s’est bien amusés toi et moi quand meme,comme deux vrais gamins, une sorte d’insouciance que je n’avais pas retrouvée depuis longtemps; j’en ai meme oublié que c’etait comme deux personnages de la “Porn Industry” qui se retrouvent et qui se comprennent…ça fait tellement “cliché” mais ca va plus loin que ça je pense…on a pas fait que baiser que je sache; le reste etait super intense. Tu sais que j’ai plein de petites videos de toi mon cochon!!?? Tu sais que tu es adorable? Fais moi confiance ça reste bien scellé. Take care: The Hills Have Eyes.

Johnny, il etait venu me voir aux GayVN awards, j’etais assis à ma table, comme un con a regarder tout le monde du coin de l’oeil, toujours à observer, silencieux; et qui vois-je foncer vers moi, l’air tres assuré: le Johnny Hazzard se presentant à moi tres amicalement, j’etais tres honoré, moi le petit français, plus ou moins impressionnable en plein Los Angeles, ça me paraissait surrealiste. Sa demarche m’a beaucoup étonné (tout come celle de Chi Chi, le meme jour: d’un accueil chaleureux deconcertant), je n’en aurais pas été capable. Le contact etait lancé…

En bref, il va bien falloir que je developpe tout ça mais en Anglais…laisse moi du temps Johnny…je ne suis pas aussi overbooké que toi mais ça pourrait en suivre le chemin…

Affaire à suivre…

This English translation was generously provided by Suzie and Nico - thanks, guys!

I finally took some time to write to Johnny… and a wink at Boy Wonder, always good advice, of that I’m sure. And then I have to admit that I often visit this blog, almost every couple of days…

My little Johnny, you do not know how badly it sucks to have come back to France; it has been just one month since I came back to French soil, and I can tell you that Paris is truly boring. I realize that California welcomed me very well, no place like it. We had a great time you and I, like two true kids, a kind of nonchalance that I have not found in a long time; I even forgot that we were two characters of the “Porn Industry” who met and understand each other… it’s rather clichè but it goes farther than that I think… we hardly did anything but fuck as far as I know; the rest was super intense. You know that I have plenty of little videos of you my cochon [endearing term literally meaning pig, but much cooler in French] You know that you are adorable? Trust me my lips are sealed. Take care: The Hills Have Eyes.

Johnny, he had come to see me at the GayVN awards, I was sitting at my table like a jerk watching everyone out of the corner of my eye, always observing, silent, and who did I see charging toward me, with a confident air: the Johnny Hazzard presenting himself very amicably, I was honored, me the little French dude, more or less impressionable in full-on Los Angeles, it seemed surreal. His strut surprised me (just like Chi Chi’s the same day: a disconcerting, warm welcome), I couldn’t have done it. The game was on…

I’ll have to tell this in more detail, but in English… Gimme some time Johnny… I’m not as busy as you are, but that might come…

Developing…

Altar of Crap

Posted by Boy Wonder on Friday, May 19th, 2006

The road trip video was only a glimpse into the horrors of Milo’s interior. I took this photo when I was in Palm Springs last month and even this does not show everything. For example, the change compartment probably has seventy dollars stored there. On every turn you can hear the coins shift and the figurines on the dash hurdle to one side. It’s an adventure, for sure. I was told to inform everyone that Johnny’s smile in this photo is forced and sarcastic. There.

Inside Milo

Home Visiting Home

Posted by Johnny on Friday, May 19th, 2006

The dinner last night at Aquitaine was everything I expected it to be. I felt so at home. It feels so good to be back in a job where everything that happens is the very best it could be and everyone involved has a true passion for what they do. Pride and ownership is what it’s all about. Good service, knowledge of wine and being able to turn a 9 top in 90 mins with 3 courses can only serve to further your advancement - not to mention your nightly winnings.

Mom and I had dinner at the bar, the best seat in the house for socializing. The front desk is within whispering distance and the employees Mom and I have grown so fond of are able to pass through on and off during courses or after delivering plates. We started with a glass of Bordeaux, Moulis En Medoc and a glass of Marsannay. They had a feature appetizer of seared scallops over truffled carrot puree and braised escarole. SOLD! We went all shellfish for our first course and ordered one of the house specialities, Mussels with a liason, fresh thyme and Sancerre. After that we had Don, the GM and my mentor, order our wine, it was a great bottle of Rhone that had one of those French names that will take me a good couple attempts to pronounce and remember. We then finished with the Duck Ravioli with chanterelles and a truffled au jus. Hot!

Today was the day Milo got his 30k mile tune up, he had gone over in Albany by 2k and I began to worry that he was starting to become irritated with me. So after I got lost all through Dorchester, and was bailed out of a navigational horror by Johnny I arrived at the Toyota delearship where I dropped him off. Johnny took me back to his pad where I conducted my interview with The Juan Maclean. This service Boy Wonder set up for me was sooooooooooo great, I cannot imagine how else I would have done it. I make a 3 way call and Juan and I and the server are all on the line. I recorded it and then downloaded it to my desktop and played it through Windows Media Player where I was able to rewind, fast forward and pause at will. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! It went so well, and being able to have the entire interview in second long fragments at my whim was priceless. Again my man Boy Wonder has come to my rescue waiving his technical wand and making my life easy breezy.

Shortly after 4 the tech guy called to say Milo was finished. I am 5hrs older and 500$ poorer trying to remember how the hell I get out of Dorchester. Boston was not built for the amount of vehicles or the people driving them. It was meant for horses and buggies - not Tacomas and Navigators. It has this terribly stressfull frightening way of dumping 4 lanes of traffic into one, allowing only 3 ft of room for the merging lanes of motorists to make thier way into the mainstream of vehicular aggravation. Did I mention that there were 3 traffic lights to make your way through? This is not typical Beantown, it is actually an exit off the pike, a major artery through the highly complex system of roadways that make up Boston. The rest of the city is pretty much narrow streets that seem to go one way here and another way there. With the Big Dig upon us, some of those streets seem to change not only thier direction on a daily basis but their location as well. I pride myself on remembering such tight spots and the little cut throughs that exist in hidden corners. I pitied the obvious first timers as they are honked at yelled at those familiar with the chaos.

Ma Hazzard reigns over the kitchen

Mom and I had a stroll through Harvard Square and enjoyed a couple of aperitifs before some thin crust gourmet pizza and a baby arugula salad with shaved Peccorino. We then decided to cook dinner for Sarah who was having an extremely late day. Mom did what she did best. She lead me through Whole Foods reciting a list of ingredients that would serve as the feature item for the menu tonight. I went from aisle to aisle searching for zucchini, garlic, roma tomatos, whole wheat pasta and Garbanzo beans. I know this market very well, it’s one of my favorite places to visit here in Cambridge. After returning to Sarah’s we turned on the iPod, I opened up a bottle of Jean Luc Columbo Cote de Rhone and I let the woman do her stuff. You can take the Italian Mom out of the kitchen, but you cannot take the kitchen out of the Italian Mom.

Tijuana Taxi

Posted by Johnny on Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Boy Wonder pestered me for two weeks to get some video of my road trip east. More importantly he wanted my visitors to get a first hand glimpse of Milo's interior or the "altar of crap" as he would say. Well here you go. I aim to please.

Audio Ambush

Posted by Boy Wonder on Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

With Johnny’s impending phone interview I thought it wise to subscribe to an audio service that would enable him to record the call instead of trying to take notes. I’ve seen the boy write. Anyway, I caught him completely off guard and a little tipsy. You may enjoy the result:

Johnny in Repose
Dreaming Big
Johnny Reflects
Hazzard Ahead
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