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When Bears Are Hams

Posted by Johnny

I finished my 2006 contract last Thursday with the final scene of “When Bears Attack.” It was shot way out in the valley. Low December temperatures would normally send bears hibernating; however, the testosterone fuel cells of these “bears” were ignited by the chill. Before the scene was set up in the cabin, we all shot with Greg for the box cover. I stepped back for a moment from being mauled to get a shot of the bears at play.

When Bears Are Hams

The Bears of “When Bears Attack”

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5 Responses to “When Bears Are Hams”

  1. the frog Says:

    So, Johnny, which one of them did you let be your teddybear? (And if you answer “all of’ em”, you’re officially a slut, albeit one in the workplace. Not that we mind one bit.)

  2. Lost in Tennessee Says:

    In my neck of the woods bears are typically in access of 500 pounds. They are also rather toothy. However, any self-respecting bear is hibernating this time of the year. Consequently, it’s now safe to walk in the woods.

    On an entirely different note, Mr. bottom left side is rather hot and tempting!

  3. Lost in Tennessee Says:

    Frog, How can I become a slut?

  4. the frog Says:

    LIT: ask Goldilocks (the brunette version, not the pitiful original who could only take 3 of them before she fled the set in tears.)

    BTW, me thinks Mr. left side would be hot and tempting as a bottom.

  5. Lost in Tennessee Says:

    Frog, I just don’t know. However, if you cross paths with that particular bear I’m guessing any porridge slinging will occur while your face is buried in a pillow. Bottoms up!

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