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Forget The Candlestick Maker

Posted by Johnny

Last Wednesday I went out with the guy who I thought I slept with, but hadn’t. I thought we would try a little place called the Butcher Shop. Yes, the butcher Shop; not necessarily the best name for a restaurant, but still quite an experience. A salute to the European boucheries, this place is definitely one to write home about. It had gone up 20 ft from where I used to live 2 months before I left. I was quite disappointed but happy to finally experience this new neighborhood addition.

The name implies just that; a Butcher Shop, complete with gourmet hot dogs, fresh farm-stand eggs, and homemade chutneys. As you walk in the bar is to your right, to your left begins the counter tables. The counters are arranged in a very intimate and almost claustrophobic fashion; they serve as tables for parties of 2 to 6. There is no room for shyness, I bumped the woman next to me several times lightly in the elbow during dinner; par for the course in a joint like this.

At the end of the bar is a massive butcher block that doubles as a holding place for people waiting for tables and as the run off for thirsty locals at the bar. On the very back wall are two larger glass refrigerators holding the dairy, Foie and other tasty treats. The menu was creative and utterly mouth watering. We had 4 dishes, 2 vegetable and 2 meat. Luckily our waiter knew to course it out sparing us the task of finding more room; we could barely keep the B&B at the Pellegrino on the table.

First course was an Heirloom Tomato salad with mozzarella di bufala. I am just as sick of it too, believe me, but if you ever had Heirloom anything - especially tomatoes you would be on it like flies on shit. We ordered Kobe meatballs over bruschetta to enjoy with the tomatoes. For seconds we paired an order of root veggies with a Hangar Steak dressed with mushroom vinaigrette. The veggie arrived to us in parchment paper. I had heard of that technique but had never seen in front of me. It is now on my list of “must try’s.” The steak was superb, although too rare for my date.

I asked the waiter for a recommendation on the wine since they were all new to me. The Coturri Albarello struck my fancy for some reason. When I asked the waiter to describe it he wisely offered me a taste instead. I have a new favorite. It comes from an organic vineyard in southern Sonoma. Organic wines in my experience taste like mud or a compost pile. This was nothing of the sort. The blend is predominantly Zinfandel and Petite Syrah with a small percentage of young Burgundy and Carignane. It was absolutely perfect. The nose is rich and approachable. The Zinfandel gives the wine deep, well-pronounced fruit without being too jammy, the Petite Syrah lends great acidity and the tannins are so integrated that they are fleeting. The finish is something to be savored; lingering on the back palate so long that you don’t want to eat out of fear of spoiling the experience.

For dessert I noticed they carried not one but 3 Banyuls. I LLLUUUHHHUUUVV a Banyuls. It is a fortified Grenache from the Rhone Valley. Usually used as dessert wine, done right it serves as an anytime wine. While I was contemplating my choice in agony, I overlooked the small print stating that they offered all 3 as a flight. Sold. One was a Blanc that was smooth and powerful, like a well done Muscat. Out of the two remaining I opted for the one done the way I know Banyuls; raisin aromas subtle coffee tones with a feel of autumn in every sip. The other one was the runt; a tawny that drank loosely and faded away easily in the shadow of its counterparts. For the actual dessert plate we chose a pumpkin bread pudding, fall is in the air. I must say that was by far one of the most enjoyable well-executed dining experiences this guy has had in a while. Rita, if when you come back YOU HAVE TO TRY IT!!!

The Butcher Shop



7 Responses to “Forget The Candlestick Maker”

  1. Rita PHL Says:

    I believe The Butcher Shop was one of the restaurants you recommended we visit … now you’ve made me even more disappointed that we missed it.

    And I gotta tell ya … I never tire of your writing about great dining!

  2. Lost in Tennessee Says:

    Johnny, I was hoping you would elaborate further about the Kobe beef. I have read enough of your posts to be surprised by your selection of a meat-based dish that did not consist of some seafood derivative. On another note, it seems that Kobe beef is often described as being the most succulent, tender, melt-in-your-mouth red meat imaginable. I would be curious to see if those superlatives hold true. I have also heard that this particular beef variety is often served in a tar tare fashion. I may have some cave man tendencies, but I have discovered fire and will not eat any meat product that is not fully cooked regardless of any sacrifice where tenderness is concerned (I will share my first and only venture with sushi at an appropriate time). I have considered ordering Kobe beef products through Allen Brothers, but have refrained from doing so due to the exorbitant prices. However, if this beef variety does live up to the hype I may have to reconsider.

  3. the frog Says:

    Has anyone here ever read the sf short story “F-” by Richard Matheson? Because the more I come here, the more I find myself developing a hard-on for food.

  4. Johnny Says:

    Hey Lost, I have heard the same things about Kobe beef, however I was introduced to it via meatballs. I could not guage the tenderness because they were fully cooked and ground up, also the dish was served with a warm garlicky tomato ragout and a pretty decent sized baguette. I would definitely say that they were flavorful, but it was nothing to write home about.

  5. Lost in Tennessee Says:

    Johnny thanks for the feedback. I was considering ordering Kobe beef hamburgers through the website given in my previous comment but I have certainly changed my mind now. Hamburgers and meatballs are essentially one and the same. As a consequence, a less than stellar showing in the meatball form would likely translate into an overpriced hamburger.

  6. Lost in Tennessee Says:

    Johnny, that still cracks me up! The guy you thought you slept with but hadn’t. Sorry, but once again laughter has been reinvigorated at your expense. The extraordinary circumstances surrounding crossing paths with this fellow must account for something. You and your man friend may even find yourselves caught up in a subsequent romance.

  7. the frog Says:

    You think that was awkward? Years ago I spent Gay Pride day in Paris repeatedly making eye contact with some hot guy. By the end of the day I finally made my move and introduced myself. He replied: “I know who you are, Kermizz. You spent the night at my place last year, remember?”
    The worst is: I did remember the guy and the night (had several good reasons too :-)) I just hadn’t recognized him.

    Now I make sure I don’t know them before launching into my “I’m-a-friendly-guy-not-a-slut” routine.

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