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I’m Number One

Posted by Boy Wonder

Sometimes I get sick of porn. Yeah, it happens - believe it or not. Today I thought for sure I would be ruined as I had to review hundreds of titles on our web site to make sure the galleries weren’t fucked up. Instead I am freaky horny as a result. Stills are so much hotter to me because the peripherals of a situation are left to the imagination. In video you have to rely on the performers and the director to supply the chemistry and let’s face it; that rarely tops what you could come up with yourself. Unless, of course, you have no imagination.

Finally I stopped because I was getting really worked up over the images. For once today it would be nice to walk through the office without sporting wood. No e-mail, damn! I decided to Google myself. Talk about bored! For the first time ever I was number one! Finally I knocked that fire fighter from Nebraska off page one and secured myself at the top. How sad that I find that so exciting…



7 Responses to “I’m Number One”

  1. tangerboy Says:

    Hey man - you should be excited ’cause you are NUMBER 1!!!!

  2. Boy Wonder Says:

    God dammit, you’re right! I’m the king of the world!

  3. Rita PHL Says:

    I recently interviewed for an editorial staff position at a place called National A-1 Advertising here in Philadelphia. The job description read “to administer content” on GayHotMovies.com. The interview was interesting to say the least, and their offices were less then 5 minutes from my house. The guy who interviewed me said, “I’m gonna say something I’ve never said to a job candidate … YOU CALL US if you want the job.”

    Any who … I think I finally decided not to take the job for the same reasons Boy Wonder just described … way too potentially embarassing!

  4. Boy Wonder Says:

    imdpass - Working in porn in an editorial capacity affects different people in different ways. Depending on who you are some of the following may happen:

    1. All that exposure to explicit content raises your arousal threshold and ruins your sex drive.

    2. You are in a constant state of arousal and not even soft fruit is safe around you.

    3. The non-stop cocklash turns you straight.

    Naturally, #2 is the most favored result although there may be some compromising moments. Still, I think everyone should always try something once even if they have their doubts. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Priapism? :shock:

  5. ichabod69 Says:

    You’re number one regardless of what Google says!

  6. CyanSnake Says:

    No.1 on Google?
    WOW~It’s incredible!!!
    But can I know what is the meaning of “STILLS ARE”, “still they are”?…
    Sorry my English is poor…

  7. Boy Wonder Says:

    CyanSnake - “Stills” is short for still photograph (i.e. static, non video imagery).

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