Johnny Welcomes the World!

On a whim, I subscribed to one of those web tracking services because I was curious about my readers. The somewhat limited statistics I can access through my web host indicated that there were more visitors than I imagined - so who wouldn't want to know? Within three days I had clocked users from 33 countries! With this new knowledge I decided to introduce a translation page for all those people coming to me from far off lands. I figure if English is their second language, or if they're already using a translater - why not make it easier? Now, web translators are not known for their reliability and sometimes the results can border on the hilarious; still, it amazes me that we have this capability. With nearly 7,000 living languages on our planet we could all use some help understanding each other.

Use the links below courtesy of the fine folks over at Alta Vista's Babel Fish translator. Even if you don't read Greek, it's worth checking out the beautiful alphabet. Have fun!