Comments on: Roman Pen

By: elfgirl

elfgirl — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:17:42 +0000

Is ‘cool and fruity’ really the analogy you want to draw…oh, wait.

By: Rita PHL

Rita PHL — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:20:47 +0000

BW … you are so out of hand! Now you have to come up with a new logo!

By: the frog

the frog — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:57:01 +0000

I didn’t know there was dignity in Jello but I’m glad to hear it as I’m supposed to make a Trifle tonight for my ex and his bf. (And if anyone has any advice on the recipe, it will be mucho appreciated. TIA.)

It’s a pity Chris Steele didn’t give you more than 5 minutes to come up wth your nom de porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with the very dignified Jello Rod, but we could have had a contest here. My entry: Stubb Tousle.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:19:29 +0000

Frog - Me thinks the word “stubb” conjures the wrong sort of image. Perhaps Slabb Tousle? I did consider Amuse Bouche, but that seemed too well known.

By: gcracker

gcracker — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:00:45 +0000

Lord Jello Rod? Oooh, BW, you sound so regal and important! I love it!!!

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:45:26 +0000

If only it were true!

By: the frog

the frog — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 20:56:38 +0000

A muse Bush? Surely you mean Kate?

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:09:05 +0000

I’m surprised you didn’t go for Anheuser Busch.

By: gcracker

gcracker — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:53:24 +0000

I could go for Anheuser Busch.

….someone had to say it, I just thought I’d beat everyone to the punch.

By: Joej888

Joej888 — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:51:37 +0000

Why does one have to have a porn name???? I always want to know the real name.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:56:13 +0000

That’s a good question. As I mentioned in the entry, I didn’t think I had to come up with a porn name and the truth is I didn’t. It’s just fun!

By: Marastar

Marastar — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:08:26 +0000

Sounds like a kinky sex toy.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:36:28 +0000

Oh Marastar, It’s so good to hear from you again! And you’re right - it IS a kinky sex toy!

In the right hands anyway…

By: Intrepid

Intrepid — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:30:10 +0000

I’ve had a ride on your rod and thought it was pretty good.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:21:39 +0000

Pretty good, huh? Judging from the photos we took it was better than that!

By: Intrepid

Intrepid — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:43:51 +0000

I didn’t realize there were hidden cameras at the Ranch.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:52:38 +0000

There aren’t. Those cameras are all out in the open, but I was talking about my place. Perhaps I have you confused with someone that had more than a pretty good time on my rod.

By: Intrepid

Intrepid — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:01:43 +0000

Yes, you must be confusing me with someone else. Your rod is a big attraction. Sort of like the roller coaster at the Santa Monica Pier.

By: the frog

the frog — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:56:51 +0000

LOVE IN THE ICE AGE
An Online Romance of Modern Times

Jerrod: “Hello my name is Boy Wonder but these days I prefer Jello Rod.”

Marastar: “Are you a boy, a toy or a boy toy?”

Intrepid: “Hey Rod, remember me? We had sex back when I was ‘Tippi Heddren’.”

Jerrod: “Sure I remember. Are you ‘Tippi@hotmail’ or ‘Tippi@yahoo’?”

Intrepid: “Neither :-(”

Jerrod: “Oops. When did we cyberfuck?”

Intrepid: “We didn’t. It was the real thing.”

Jerrod: “You mean like what our parents did for procreation? I don’t go for that old-fashioned stuff.”

Intrepid: “Oh.”

Jerrod: “Germs, you know.”

Joe: “Could anyone explain what the fuck you guys are talking about?”

THE END

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:27:26 +0000

Intrepid - I can’t believe you forgot about the photos!

Frog - I love it when you play Bette to my Marilyn.

NOTE: The Ranch is a notorious party destination inhabited by my best friend, her boyfriend and his ex-lover who is also my ex-lover. Oh, and their six-year-old daughter.

By: Intrepid

Intrepid — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:38:45 +0000

Is the Ranch still in operation?

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:33:07 +0000

It’s matured. Now instead of hot tub orgies they play cards on game night. Club outings have been replaced by pre-teen dance recitals on Saturday afternoon. Let’s face it - we’re old.

By: the frog

the frog — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:40:51 +0000

Okay… Female best friend (fbb) + best friend’s boyfriend (bfb) + fbb’s bfb’s ex = BW (fbb’s bf)’s ex + 6 y.o. = fbb’s + bfb’s or fbb’s + fbb’s bfb’s ex (=BW’s ex)? “Do the math” they say… I think I’ll just play Bette to your Marilyn: BW = the original good time that was had by all.

BTW, a good friend recently complained about my bitchy side. I pointed out that he didn’t mind paying to see Bette Davis play the bitch and he should be grateful to have me doing it for free.

PS: I’d love to cyberkiss you but I’ve just washed my hair.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:05:38 +0000

Frog - You give so much and ask for so little! I feel your pain. I’ve been feeling particularly “see you next Tuesday” -ish lately. People should be grateful that our misery translates into entertainment. Otherwise we’d just be picking them off with lethal blow darts!

By: Joej888

Joej888 — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:49:19 +0000

Believe it or not, I never see someone who could be more hilarious than Frog.

BTW, when Intrepid said roller coaster, it reminded me of a movie called FINAL DESTINATION 3. After watching that one, I couldn’t imagine that feeling relate to some sex thing… it must be thrilling and… asphyxiant……..

By: the frog

the frog — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:28:33 +0000

Joe, wait till you see the sequel: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER BECAUSE WE DID IT TOGETHER AND I TOOK PICTURES, starring Jello Rod and the Best Fucking Friends Company.

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:09:12 +0000

Actually, it was during the winter.