Comments on: Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon

By: astara13

astara13 — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 21:16:33 +0000

Did you get the card I sent?

Happy Natal Day old friend.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:16:30 +0000

My favorite cake would have to be the Dairy Queen ice cream cake for sure.

Thanks so much for the poem Frog, it brought quite a smile to my face!

By: elfgirl

elfgirl — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:58:53 +0000

Happy (belated) Birthday! I listened to “Ain’t No Other Man” in your honor.

Favorite birthday cake: I admit, I’m kind of boring when it comes to cakes. My favorite is yellow cake with buttercream icing.

Coconut is good, but only if it’s *fresh* shredded coconut. Dried, bagged coconut is just nasty.

By: Marastar

Marastar — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:39:57 +0000

Happy Birthday dude.

By: gcracker

gcracker — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:47:46 +0000

Mine is easy: a cheesecake that is raspberry and white chocolate with a chocolate crust. With whipped cream on top.

By: Vivien

Vivien — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:20:36 +0000

Oh, my favorite birthday cake probably isn’t a proper birthday cake. Every year for my birthday, I make a fudge truffle torte with strawberries, and a chocolate ganache. It’s insanely rich, and hugely bad for you, but oh so so good.

By: DarkWarrior-413

DarkWarrior-413 — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:03:58 +0000

Adding my wishes for great celebration- Frohe Gebursdttah, Johnny!!! I do a luscious Zucchini Raisin Torte with Cream Cheese Frosting served a crisp Bulgarian Chardonay! It’s hard to get the wine now but the cake is still doable. Grating zucchini is definitely a labor of love and devotion not to be taken likely!! Trust me. Wishing you the best! Turner

By: Boy Wonder

Boy Wonder — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:21:08 +0000

Two good choices! Coconut makes everything better!

I go for German chocolate or Black Forest cake.

By: Rita PHL

Rita PHL — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:18:17 +0000

In honor of Johnny’s birthday, I think we should ALL submit our fantasy birthday cake.

Mine is double-tier pound cake with strawberry filling, white frosting and coconut flakes. Mr. Jim loves carrot cake with sour cream frosting.

By: gcracker

gcracker — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:25:10 +0000

Happy birthday Johnny!!!!!!

And, Frog, loooved the poem!!

By: the frog

the frog — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:15:58 +0000

I ain’t rotten, I’m a peach
I am sweet and sour and juicy
Fresher than a fruit or a bitch
I’m the hazard in the Johnny

You want a taste, you wanna bite
I may be more than you can chew
Don’t reduce me to just a sight
In some X-rated interview

There’s more to me than a body
I have a brain, I have a heart
Tattoos don’t tell the whole story
Don’t confuse the man with the part

I’m not as open as I seem
The real me is still intact
What I sell is only a dream
Fantasy’s no match for a fact

I might not yet be an icon
At least when it comes to fashion
But trust me I’ll always be “in”
Despite coming out at sixteen

I am and always will be free
This you can’t say for Givenchy
Can’t buy me off with all your gold
I am too sexy for Tom Ford

Miranda Priestly would think twice
Before proffering an advice
With just one glance I’d burn her down
Like I did with that Ewok town

Now at last a toy bears my name
And my brother doesn’t get it
He’d better not try that one game
Or Ma will really have a fit

My saber ain’t light, it’s heavy
Enough to bring you to your knee
Clothes don’t always the man make
Under that skirt I am no fake

I love real men, not phonies
For I’m a Nature Boy at heart
Born in days of wine and roses
I know living well is an art

Thirty years into the cooking
I am not rotten but I’m ripe
To taste and enjoy everything
At this gourmet’s banquet of life.

Happy Birthday, Johnny.